A few things that always make me smile...

The Industry Lightbulb Analogy
Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: No one knows. Light bulbs last longer than Studio Executives.

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb,
they screw in a hot tub.

Q: How many D.P.s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. No, two. No, wait... how many do we have on
the truck?

Q: How many Art Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this
fabulous candle holder...

Q: How many Editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

Q: How many P.A.'s does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Nine. One to do it and eight others to wish
they'd been asked.

Q: How many Production Coordinators does it take to
scr...
A: Done.

Q: How many Development Executives does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. Four to take notes while the other one
screws it into the faucet.

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulb's IN and it's staying IN.

Q: How many 1st A.D.s does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Why the hell are you asking me that question?
Can't you see I'm busy!

Q: How many Prop Masters does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Light bulb? Light bulb? The script doesn't mention any light bulbs!

Q : How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. You gotta problem with that?

Q: How many Casting Directors does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Well, it depends. There's this bulb everyone
knows-- he's a little oversized for the socket but he burns really brightly. Or there's this tiny little bulb, he is really energy efficient if you want to save time and money. Or there's a fabulous bulb I saw in a waiver play -- he has no name value whatsoever, but his design was to die for!

Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: 50. One to do it and 49 to say they could've done it better.

Q: How many Extras does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Um, is the light bulb SAG? How did it get it's
SAG card? Did it know someone?

Q: How many Publicists does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Oh, really, now! That is just a rumor. The light
bulb has some very good friends, but at this time, is not interested in screwing.

Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: One. The Director holds the light bulb and the
rest of the world revolves around him.

 

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